Tuesday, April 8, 2008

My New Word for the Day

logy (low-gee [hard g]), adj.-- marked by sluggishness or lack of vitality

E.g. The logy wife stared at the ceiling in a foggy stupor not hearing a word of what her husband was telling her.

Only in this instance, I believe the correct definition of logy is "mother who took two daughters on a trike ride around the lake, not realizing that the walk was 1.2 miles, who is fit herself, but had to constantly bend over to help her toddler who as yet is not a proficient tricyclist, then took said daughters to the park after a repast of Panera bread sandwiches, who then fed all her kids a snack, tried to play outside, but did not find the heat very conducive to a pleasant experience, so went inside, put son down for nap, then played school with the two lucky daughters, and then got dinner ready, followed by a walk around the rather large block with the entire family--son, slowly and steadily in his walker and the girls again on their trikes (and yes, there was more bending over) whose feet were then throbbing at the end of the day."

N.B. Please excuse all grammatical mistakes in above entry. As you know, being logy allows you to ignore all grammatical rules.