Crot
What's that?
Crot
If I've told you once, I've told you twice,
we don't speak about private parts in public
But I said CROT, Mom,
Not CROTCH,
Not bum or tits or vajayjay or Mr. Winkster or anything
I said CROT
Don't you speak to me in that tone of voice, missy.
Tomorrow's students will yell,
screeeeeeeaaaaammmmm,
whiiiiiiiinnnnnneee,
pull out their hair,
pull out MY hair,
moan,
groan,
and act like babies all because I am asking them to write--gasp! write in a writing class?--in a genre they've never heard of, probably never seen, probably don't care to see,
and quite honestly,
they'll probably have one h*** of a time doing it.
