And if I hadn't bought that drink, I wouldn't have passed by the police station. And if I hadn't passed by that police station, that darn cop who thought it was his job or something to give me a ticket for being a mere 6 months past due for my car inspection wouldn't have had the opportunity. I mean really, peeps. There are people out there killing and selling drugs and robbing banks and you, Mr. Motorcycle Cop, need to stop ME??!!
Anyway, as I've said, sometimes you just got to own up to your poor decisions. My poor decision? Stopping by Sonic on the way from dropping my kids off at school. Darn that caffeine habit!