Me: (as Rachel is pulling on my arm as she's climbing up the ladder to her top bunk)--Please stop. That hurts Mommy's back.
Rachel: You need a sleep number bed for your hurting back.
Me: Oh, really?
Rachel: Yeah, and it helps with the sticky-up spots. (She makes a hand motion pointing upward.)
Me: The sticky-up spots?
Shari: Yeah, the pressure points, Mom.
Me: Oh, really . . .