Me: Rachel, why did you change your pants? Did you pee in the other ones?
Rachel: No, I didn't, Mom.
Me: Then why did you change?
Rachel: Well they were wet?
Me: Wet? From pee?
Rachel: No.
Me: This is where you need to tell me, "Yes, Mommy." Rachel, did you pee your pants?
Rachel: No.
Me: the look
Rachel: Well, I might have.
All I have to say is . . . who taught her to say that?
