Shari [with my shoes on]: "Look, I'm the mommy. There's two mommies."
Me: "Excellent. You can do the housework."
Shari: "But I don't want to do the housework. You're the mommy."
Me: "But you said you were a mommy. So you can do the housework."
Shari: "But watch what happens when I take these shoes off."
Why isn't it that easy for me?
